6/27/2023 0 Comments 70s stache![]() Well done, sir.Īthletes in the Seventies sported their staches with pride. Would you buy candy from this man? His velour shirt and bling perfectly compliment his giant ‘stache. What is commonly referred to as the “porn stache” is best described as a full bodied “lip sweater”. Leave your helmets at home mustaches are the only required headwear on a motorcycle. You have just witnessed why the ‘stache was invented. It wasn’t just to attract chicks, it was a statement, baby. Those opting for a clean cut look were ostracized until they learned to embrace it. Just so you know, there was a point in time that EVERYONE on college campuses had facial hair. ![]() It’s almost unfair that he could be the undisputed king of both drums AND moustachemanship! But none can compare to Peart’s gargantuan thigh tickler. I know there have been other great mustaches in rock: Frank Zappa, Lemmy and Freddie Mercury spring to mind. ![]() But none – I repeat, NONE will ever top the feather duster that adorned the upper lip of the great Neil Peart…. Mind you, the homosexual community took it up a notch, so I can’t lay all the credit to hetero seventies swingers. These were beacons of manliness the way a stag’s rack and a lion’s mane are signals of their raw manhood. Baby Boomers were in their prime, and now it was time to start broadcasting their virility via tight pants and mighty womb brooms. The seventies were the decade of manliness and machismo. Call him what you like, just don’t call him clean shaven.
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